baby anecdote

During a quiet moment playing at Grandma's house downstairs on Christmas day...

Mom: "Charlie, did you know there's something growing in my belly? Do you know what it is?"
Charlie: "A baby?"

Mom: "Yeah!"
Charlie: "I want to see it."

Mom: "You can't see it because it's inside me and still growing. It's going to grow for a long time and then come out and live with us and be in our family."

Charlie: "You know what, Mom? I need to tell you something. Grandma doesn't have a baby, we can give her this baby and it can live at her house!"

Mom: "Oh, that's nice. It's going to live at our house."

Charlie: "We can have two babies. This baby can be called number 2 and George can be baby one."